wanker lights


the stupid little, often neon blue led lights that a boy racer will have on the bonnet of their (badly) souped up astra/polo/other random car your gran wouldnt be seen dead driving. users of these w-nker lights are often 17-24 year old burberry wearing idiots who hang around schools and colleges after final bell, honking any fit girl who walks past.

ridiculed by many.
look at the w-nker lights on that thing!

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