Wanker Muffin


w-nker m-ffin:— a derogatory term used to define a nympho and chronic masturbator whom you are playfully joking with. w-nker being the derogatory term, and m-ffin being the cute addon for which to minimalize the offense of the term.
(while talking to his friend kayla..) i don’t wanna go out with you, you little w-nker m-ffin.

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