Wanker Sore
sores on one’s genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. a play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.
why are you walking funny?
i stayed up all night masturbating and the w-nker sores are killing me!
noun: a sore that is developed on the p-n-s (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on “canker sore”; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys w-nking a little too much
ex 1:
guy 1: “let’s go to the water park!”
guy 2: “i can’t man, i have a m-ssive w-nker sore…”
guy 1: “i can relate… i lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night.”
ex 2:
girl 1: “he’s so cute!”
girl 2: “yeah but i would never date him because he is such a w-nker sore.”
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