Wankerchif
n. a cloth or towel repeatedly used for the sole purpose of -j-c-l-t-ng into or cleaning up post s-x-messiness.
in my case, i use a mr. met towel for such purposes as my w-nkerchif being this is about the equivalent of the state of their organization.
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- Wankerette
a female w-nker or a place to go and get your kn-b cleaned “she really p-ssed me off she is a right w-nkerette!!” “what a night! i think i better visit the w-nkerette today”
- kingsexed
a sp-nk-monkey with the s-xual potency of a h-rny gorilla. liable to, and i quote: ”f-ck anything that moves, and several things that don’t” avoid at all costs ”dave was pretty h-rny in denmark” ”yeah?” ”yeah!” ”well, he couldn’t hold a candle to kings-xed’s powerful p-n-s prowess!”
- wiwk
wish i was kniting. an abbreviation of that. hmm… i wiwk right now…
- wivetes
someone trying to type “whatever” on word who is high. “dude wivetes.” “you mean whatever? you’re so high brah!”
- push 'n pray
last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of peet’s coffee and half a dozen bran m-ffins just don’t do the trick. oh man, i have such a logjam. nothing’s working. guess i’ll just have to push ‘n pray.