wankered


the act of drinking so much your completely insane. you could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. a good night out.
“hahahaah look at critter hes w-nkered!”
to be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better
i got totally w-nkered last night and threw up over my brown brogues
drunk/sh-t-faced/-rs–holed
i drank two pints of vodka last night, i was absolutely w-nkered.
drunk, p-ssed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up
oggs w-nkered throwing up all over the chunder poste
when you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being w-nkered.
i was out last night with my friends and i got completely w-nkered.

you should have seen my friend last night he was w-nkered.

“how’s your night going”

“i’m w-nkered mate”
to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function
this guy was so w-nkered in the pub, that he p-ssed himself
someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.
“g-d, look at him. sh-t, hes w-nkered”

“i got completely w-nkered last night”

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