Wankers’ Callous
‘w-nkers’ callous’ is loosely defined by the new england journal of w-nkology as “any light abrasion to the shaft of the p-n-s due to either excessive or angry w-nking”. whilst cases of w-nkers’ callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
doctor: timmy, i’m afraid you’ve developed w-nkers’ callous. you’ll need to lay off the angry w-nking; you’ve w-nked your foreskin raw.
hitler: doctor goldman just informed me that mein w-nkers’ callous will not heal until i stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. all the jews must pay for this diagnosis.
timmy: doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that i angry w-nked my foreskin straight off my p-n-s. it flew out of my hand and down my mother’s throat. she died from asphyxiation.
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