wanker’s dick
noun. when a piece of tissue is stuck to the kn-b of a p-n-s. commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after s-xual intercourse.
girl: what’s that on your d-ck?
guy: ahhh… i was having a fiddle before i saw you
girl: oh i’ve heard of that! w-nker’s d-ck!
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