Wanker’s Dozen
used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 w-nks in a day.
common with self-employed geeks and students.
comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the w-nker’s dozen is rarely beaten.
derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues
typical conversation:
m: “my bell end is red-raw.”
j: “why’s that?”
m: “w-nker’s dozen”
j: “i am not suprised”
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