Wanker’s remorse
the slight feeling of guilt a man feels immediately after masturbation, brought about by a possible sense of shame, regret, hollowness inside about the absence of a girlfriend, or all of the above. this come-down is normally felt by a man who realises that his onanistic practices are merely filling the void in his life that should be occupied by a girlfriend and this feeling is nature’s way of telling him that evenings alone in front of the tv sat flicking between late-night bongo channels is not the answer.
i was bored again last night so i choked the chicken, which was ineveitably followed by w-nker’s remorse
occurs after one has beaten off or ‘m-st-rb-t-d’. its the feeling of strong regret and longing to take back what you have just done. you feel dirty and cheap, also sort of like an animal.feeling is stronger after every w-nk that day, your body resets after midnight. it soon p-sses and you return to your normal s-x hungary self. it plays no part in deciding wheather to w-nk or not as this horrible feeling is no match for c-mming.
-at toms house. tom leaves the room for 1-2 minutes-
tom: you alright daz?
dario: -weeping- no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don’t get– what the f-ck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate w-nkers remorse
tom: its on the f-cking t.v as well, you pr-ck
dario: im so sorry
tom: -looking p-ssed- its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake
apart from the lonely feeling that one may experience after having a w-nk, there is also another kind of w-nker’s remorse. this is usually when the subject views some really good p-rn and especially in compilations. the subject is ready to blow his load, when the p-rn goes lame. too late to stop the -j-c-l-t–n, he is left with w-nkers remorse, the desire to have had his -rg-sm during a more intense scene/shot.
also know as the post-p-rn depression
he was enjoying the -n-l s-x scene, but when he started coming, the video switched to a t-ttyf-cking scene. if only he had come earlier, he would now not be enduring w-nkers remorse.
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