Wankers Wind
when the wind is strong enough to shake the sides of a tent so violently that one can m-st-rb-t- as loudly as one wishes and the other person or persons sharing the tent cannot hear you because of the noise. this term was coined by british servicemen serving in afghanistan in 2006 where such a wind became vital to morale before ipods were commonplace.
happy days tonight mate.
why?
well the wind is above 25 knots so we have a w-nkers wind.
great let’s race back to the tent so we can all m-st-rb-t- furiously without the embarr-ssment of people knowing, well they will know because it is a w-nkers wind and they will all be doing it but they won’t be able to hear so it’s all good.
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