wankerschmankle
a man so dedicated to masturbation that it affects his daily life and physiology; a w-nk addict.
a w-nkerschmankle will often never leave his house and if you ever spot one, his d-ck is probably out 24/7 and hes masturbating constantly
bobert: yo i never met my neighbor face to face but the locals tell me hes a w-nkerschmankle
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