wanket
any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up j-zz.
“dude, don’t put that shirt on! i used that as a w-nket last night when my girlfriend was over!”
a snuggie with a hole in the crotch.
i just bought the most comftorable w-nket, it allows me to be warm while having s-x!
masterbating in a toilet cubicle
hey jim – im going for a w-nket
w-nket is categorised in the same genre as f–k, f-ck or fxck.
it’s a “bad” word or “socially unacceptable” word edited so it does not really cause offence, and can also be used to beat forum censors.
it essentially means to be a w-nker or t-ss-r but in a kinder more friendly way.
it is also a hybrid of the words w-nk and it. meaning to m-st-rb-t-.
1. whoa, what a right w-nket he was!
2. i’m gonna go w-nket now. see you later.
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