Wankey Blues


the post effect of not having a w-nk, when you’ve turned your computer off and got into bed thinking “i don’t need a w-nk tonight” but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.
“sh-t, should have had a w-nk. w-nkey blues :(“

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