wankidexterous


being able to m-st-rb-t- with both hands.
“hey how are you going to m-st-rb-t- now that you’ve broken your arm?”

“no worries, i’m w-nkidexterous”
to be able to w-nk as good with your left hand as with your right.
i tested myself to see if i was w-nkidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.

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