wankidextrous
someone who can w-nk with both hands, interchangeably.
wow, that dude can w-nk back and forth between hands.
yeah man, he’s w-nkidextrous.
the ability to w-nk both left and right handed
rich is w-nkidextrous, he can browse the internet and w-nk and not struggle with the mouse !
#w-nk #ambidextrous #w-nking #both #hands
the state of being equally adept at masterbating with both the right and left apendages (hands, or feet for those feeling adventurous!)
mike was w-nking with his right hand and got bored so decided to switch to his left hand, which felt great and he was equally adept with his left as with his right! hence mike can claim to be w-nkidextrous!
#w-nkidextrous #w-nking #masterbating #jerking off #five knuckle shuffle.
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