wanking claw
deformed hand used primarily for w-nking. can be used in many jokes.
damian: what is happening over there
thomas kiely: nothing, im just itchy
everyone: no, he’s masterbating
louis: w-nking claw!
a deformed hand, caused by a near endless amount of masturbation. all that w-nking causes the subjects hand to shape into a claw-like ent-ty that forms perfectly around p-n-s shaped objects.
john: eh wayne, you holdin’ an invisible water bottle?
wayne: nay john, thats my w-nking claw.
john: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thats knarly gross!
wayne: aye, i was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
john: yikes…. well from the looks of that claw you’ve got one awful small wee-wee.
wayne: (sighs)aye… well i’m off to the loo.
john: to do what?
wayne: (holding claw) what do you think?
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