Wanking


to grip your hand around your p-n-s and pull up and down … to cause an -j-c-l-t–n
ha … y sick minded person … ud like to know wouldnt u!
british slang term, used to describe masturbation. much like american version known -ss “jerking off”.
my girlfriend’s name is m.c. menses and her flow be fresh, so i’m w-nking all day
masturbation – stimulation through simulation 😉
i was up all night w-nking over holly valance
when i was w-nking i was thinking of jennifer lopez eating out britney spears
w-nking by using your hand by holding your d-ck and moving it up and down
im w-nking over lowri
the most enjoyable thing for a man//woman to do, whilst bored and or by themselves. it involves for a man grabbing his now m-ssive stiff c-ck and rubbing dry or with lubricant until he shoots a ton of -j-c-l-t- c-m. for a female, it involves either using fingers or object such as a d-ld- vibrator. she m-st-rb-t-s by inserting fingers//object into her v-g-n- and in a steady rythmn, rubs her cl-toris cl-toris until an achievement of -rg-sm with or without squirting.
“john w-nks dry and likes to c-m over his girlfriend when she’s sleeping. this is w-nking”

“suzie turns her vibrator up full to achieve -rg-sms quicker, woman w-nking”

“thomas and jack w-nk occ-ssionally together. mutual w-nking”

“w-nking is fun!”

“i’ve been w-nking since i was 9”
1. masturbating
2. doing nothing, wasting time
“i don’t know where her is, he must be off somewhere w-nking”
to m-st-rb-t-. to pleasure ones self. male or female.
w-nking is fun. i fancy a good w-nk.

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