Wankjew


w-nker a person who loves to rub his/her hand up and down one’s p-n-s.
p-n-s the male s-xual -rg-sm. home of the erection, and final point of -j-c-l-t–n before reaching a woman’s v-g-n-.
v-g-n- an erectile part of the female s-x organs, most babies emerge from this after 9 months.

jew a person of the jewish religion,
you know the ones who are circ-mcised.
circ-mcision an operation which slits a man’s foreskin, forcing it back onto the raw p-n-s, causing wuicker -j-c-l-t–n.
-j-c-l-t–n the production of sperm from a man’s p-n-s.

well, that’s a w-nkjew, all of those words combined.
“oh my god you f-cking w-nkjew!”
“w-nkjew’s smell funny”
“oi you rubbin my girl’s d-ld- you jew? you w-nkjew!”
“jews are w-nkers, that means they are a w-nkjew”
“w-nkjew’s selling for 10p!!”

or in some cases

“did he w-nkjew?”
in replacement for
“did he w-nk you?”

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