Wankles


when the end of your shirt sleeves flare out as if you have fat wrists. it is like cankles of the wrist.
“dude look at that girl’s w-nkles, they’re huge!”
1) the jacking of a very small p-n-s. to w-nk a winkle is to perform a w-nkle
2) the young son of a w-nker or chavs who is already displaying w-nker like tendencies, ie; swearing at you in the street, calling you “guv” and swigging endless cans of cheap liquid bought in bulk at the local spar
1) “mum, sam’s locked himself in the bathroom again!”

“ah, leave him at it love, he’s just having a w-nkle”

~”his d-ck was so tiny, i realised i was actually giving him a w-nkle”

2) “you know that tw-t down the road? well, his lad dropped a crushed can of ‘kola’ in my garden and then told me to “chill the f-ck out, guv” when i told him to pick it up!”

“jesus, what a w-nkle”
a p-n-s that belongs to a pimp
all the hoes love arsh’s w-nkle
n. any part of the human anatomy that is particularly fine, or erotic.

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hey now. look at the w-nkle on that.

you are quite s-xist. you know that, right?
the word w-nkle is a derivative of the word ‘w-nk’.

1) it can sometimes simply be used to mean w-nk (m-st-rb-t-)

2) however, w-nkle can also imply that the w-nk is a smaller or faster affair than usual – this can be due to size of the genetalia (particularly if a p-n-s is involved), or the length of time that the w-nk lasts (regardless of the genetalia involved)
1) sarah: -knocks on bathroom door- ‘oy, sam, can i come in and clean my teeth, or are you having a w-nkle in there?’

2) i’ve spent all day checking out cheap p-rn on the internet, i’m off for a w-nkle before the kettle boils
after wearing socks in the sun, there is a tan line across were the sock hs been covering, that is known as a w-nkle. – a white ankle –
‘i went australia and came back with w-nkles’
v. to commit a b-mbling act with negative effects, such as one might expect to be perpetrated by a w-nker
our crystal-clear hd reception is history ever since that tv man w-nkled the connection.

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