wanklit
manual stimulation of the cl-toris to achieve -rg-sm.
“how’s your new man going honey?”
“great – the only problem is that he’s very inexperienced in bed – he never makes me come.”
“gee that must be frustrating , how do you cope honey?”
“i wait till he falls asleep and then have a quiet w-nklit. did you and dad have the same problem when you started seeing each other?”
“no honey, your dad had a lot of experience and he always took care of me before he reached the finish line. most of my former boyfriends seemed to think my cl-t was at the back of my throat!”
“hey mom, quit it – too much information!”
“sorry honey!”
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