wanklord
w-nklord – a person who is clearly, the biggest w-nker you have ever met.
my new boss in acounting is a total ‘w-nklord’
someone who is such a w-nker that you might suspect them to be able to regenerate and perpetuate their w-nkerism a bit like a timelord.
may make the tardis noise when they j-zz.
“hey, who’s that guy who’s been walking around in the tweed jacket and the scarf?”
“oh him? he’s some guy who came from my old school.”
“wow… what a total, f-cking w-nklord.”
(insert doctor who theme here)
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