Wanknap
the process of self-pleasure followed by a nap.
after a hard days work you arrive home and find your day is incomplete. therefore you have a w-nknap – taking a mere half an hour. afterwards you are recharged and reinvigorated.
the ability to have a w-nk, or “work the gerkin” in bed, proceeding sleep. this happens when one is still holding ones todger. you fall asleep whilst holding your c-ck on!
i’m tired, yet h-rny…i think i’ll have a w-nknap xd
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