Wankos
australian slang used to describe a person of the name dropping or flashy variety. derived from the term w-nker similar to eurotrash. w-nkos tend to have insatiable egos, can lack social manners and tact (unlike jc); will often commit social faux pas in the name of vanity.
singular; w-nko.
“yes i’d love to go to the ivy, but lately it’s been full of w-nkos”
“check out that w-nko haircut”
a nickname for a quick w-nk
leave me in my room im going for a w-nko
like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one m-st-rb-t-s
yes! that was the bell for break, time for my w-nko.
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