Wankpuffin
short, stout moron puffed up with a sense of self-importance and insular world views (usually obtained from the daily mail, express or sun). often sports a crew-cut, ess-x triple-ripple neck and 30 pint belly.
the w-nkpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical w-nkpuffins. but and the end of the day, it’s a pointless little creature mainly eaten by icelanders !!
did you see the britain first rally in the papers….. noisy bunch of w-nkpuffins – full of sound and fury , signifying nothing.
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