Wanksgiving
a national holiday observed on the last thursday in november. coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as thanksgiving. celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the thanksgiving feast in order to p-ss time. for some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.
cam: did you have a happy w-nksgiving?
ricky: yeah dude i was so bored i w-nked 11 times total
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any person who is a work colleague and eminently despicable. depending on your mood,obviously. always ready to do you a bad turn,sometimes prior to the drop of a hat. usually a cruel,thin-p-n-sed individual in a postion of minor authority. “that w-nktab iain needs to wash his feet so we can breathe. and then f-ck off […]
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dont eat there!!!!!!!!!! mrs ward farts!!!!!! o cr-p….the wards dinner table…mrs ward will fart on us
- Warp Whistle
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