Wanktitus
w-nkt-tus or w-nk fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and p-rnographic material at the ready. symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. w-nkt-tus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, call of duty and lack of v-g-n-.
”dammnnn, i think i caught w-nkt-tus off that fridged girl”
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