wanktoberfest
to ejackulate into someone’s beer without them seeing, and then watching them drink it
i totally w-nktoberfested toms beer last night
Read Also:
- jizz wiper
one whose job it is to squeegee the c-m streaks off the gl-ss at a peepshow. glenn’s job as a summer student was being a j-zz wiper for $7.50 an hour.
- mortemnesia
the act of announcing the death of someone (usually a celebrity) , and mourning that person before realizing that the person has been dead for many years! the word is a combination of “mortem” and “amnesia.” i didnt think dave suffered from mortemnesia, but when he told me yesterday how sad he was about the […]
- katea
the sweetest girl u will ever meet ,best girlfriend ever and loyal aff all tho she may seem innocent and quiet at first she’s like a f-kin jaguar and will surprise you.she’s hot af and banging body but u don’t want to f-ck with her and her friends and family.she’s chill and loves to have […]
- vargoski
lying about the length of something. ie. length of a p-n-s or unit of measurement. i totally pulled a vargoski and lied about my p-ck-rs length being 14 inches. little did she know it is only two.
- chatilla
you are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. you like to have several lines of effort going at once. you are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. at times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. you have the ability to bring an idea to completion. you […]