Wanky biscuit


a game played by (normally drunk) men. it involves the partic-p-nts standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. the game players must then m-st-rb-t- onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. the last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.

it is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
the winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of w-nky biscuit

craig’s tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of w-nky biscuit.

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