Wanky Hanky


a piece of fabric used for mopping up s-m-n after masturbation. an ideal w-nky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.
“my w-nky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!”
paper or textile used to prevent spillage during m-st-rb-t–n, especially one routinely used.
“when i found his w-nky-hanky in the car, i nearly freaked.”

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