wanky poo
when you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
this is a disturb s-xual pleasure which originated from northern england.
man1: i just had the best w-nk ever by using my poo as lubricant to c-m into the toilet bowl.
man2: i’m looking forward to my friday night ritual of a w-nky poo before going clubbing tonight.
the act of rectal stimulation causing an ejaculatory response during defication.
man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my sh-t so hard it made me c-m when i had a dump.
man2: that was a w-nky poo! always something to look forward to!
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