wanky shit sausage
the art of -j-c-l-t-ng onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the -n-s.
commonly known as turtle headed c-m stick in the usa, the w-nky sh-t sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a sh-t. as the sh-t draws closer to the exit, the giver w-nks onto the sh-t and it is then sucked into the -n-s.
my girlfriend was desperate for a sh-t so i suggested the w-nky sh-t sausage, her -rs- hoovered my c-m straight into her sh-t-infested b-m
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