Fantasy Douche
typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.
in reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
hey joe, who are your running backs? “adrian peterson and chris johnson.” now you are thinking wtf? hey joe that’s great pal, who are your receivers? “andre johnson and larry fitzgerald.” now you are thinking this guy is a liar. finally, hey joe, who is your qb? “drew brees”. now you think…that’s it, i’m done. this guy is a “fantasy douche.”
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