wanna-blessed-be


a teenager who wants to shock their family and peers by trying to become a wiccan, but has no idea what she/he is doing. the term was popularized by the tv show “buffy the vampire slayer”.

usualy a vegetarian and goes by a silly craft name. sometimes refered to as a fluff bunny.

a mockery of the wiccan religion.
omg! tina is such a wanna-blessed-be! she changed her name to raynbow moondoggie, bought herself a pentegram as big as her face, and has not eaten red meat in three whole days now. i hear that her parents are like totaly freak’n and threatened to call like an exorcist or something……….
someone who wants to be a witch but doesn’t get witchcraft at all. play on wannabe and blessed be (wiccan saying)
“no witches in your witch group?”
“no just a bunch of wannablessedbes.”
~said by willow rosenburg in hush in buffy the vampire slayer

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