wannabe fob
wears adidas track pants, adidas track jackets, and either superstars or converse. hair is usually dyed blonde/brown. listens to k-pop and watches korean dramas. hangs out with other fobs. basically a hivemind. usually goes to chipotle, starbucks, or yogurtland in spare time. posts pictures of food on instagram with their new iphones that daddy got for them.
guy 1: do you see that wannabe fob?
guy 2: yeah look at her with her adidas trackpants and brand new iphone.
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