Wannabe French Hipsters
people ages 14 and up who live in los angeles who listen to yelle, wear berets and thinly striped shirts (usually black paired with another color), and have a large collection of flat, ankle-high, lace up boots. they also tend to write or say the word “tres” in front of every adjective.
wannabe french hipsters can be found at your local farmer’s market and lurking in some dive bars. also usually at trendy cafes eating a croissant and drinking black coffee.
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