Wannabe Vampires
kids who usally range from fifth to eighth grade, who drink v8 and dress like a goth or emo dude/dudette. wannabe vampires also like to “tell” on people that they dislike or wanna start sh-t with, and then start crying in front of a teacher/princible. they usually hang around dark areas like a goth or emo.
jonny- woah! look at that dude!!!!
vampire kid- im not a dude
jonny- then what are you?
vampire kid- imma vampire….
derick- dude your a wannabe vampire
vampire kid- (starts crying) teacher! he called me a bad name!!!
teacher- go hang with the wannabe vampires, we read urban dictionary too you know!
that guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat everyday and sharpening his fingernails to a point. he constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and tv. when he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire ent-ty that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. beware: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.
“that wannabe vampire is just jealous at my sup3rior h4x0r ski11z.”
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