Wannabesus


someone claiming to have a love of jesus and they want to be like jesus, but they are really just spoiled white kids from a rich family with no social skills. someone who was raised in fundamentalist christian culture and is always asking if you are saved.
that wannabesus is always wearing those dang wwjd shirts.

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