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“wapanese” are decidedly caucasian individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of j-pan. the term “wapanese” can be accurately though of as an -n-log to wigger. a whitey can be cl-ssified as a “wapanese” if they are in possession of two or more of the following defining traits:

1. has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also refered to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young j-panese children

2. operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of american culture is vastly inferior to that of j-pan’s – even though 99.9% of wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of j-pan)

3. halfheartedly studies j-panese language and/or is a part-time pract-tioner of martial arts

4. has a sword (samurai swords only, of course) collection

5. is a virgin
6. may be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for j-panese pootytang

7. extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume” that makes them resemble their favorite anime characters (this practice is reffered to as cosplay; cross-dressing and raging h-m-s-xuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay.

interestingly, wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out j-pan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist j-panese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.
wapanese munch on imported pocky and wash it down with a bottle of pocari sweat.

some white girls trying to be harajuku girls
there is a difference between watching anime and being wapanese.

an anime watcher does just that, he watches anime.

the wapanese watch anime and will think they were born and raised in j-pan.

an anime watcher may use a quote now an then from an anime he likes.

the wapanese will try to learn j-panese, but not the correct way, from watching anime. they’ll only learn a few words and use them with english, using what is called j-panglish.

an anime watcher will watch what he can on television or maybe buy a video or dvd.

the wapanese will buy untranslated anime and translate them horribly. they will proceed to gripe and complain that their hacked up garbage is better than anything ever made.

an anime watcher will do nothing else.

due to a chemical imbalance in their heads, the wapanese will denounce their country, stalk asian girls, eat nothing but asian food, grow disgustingly huge and/or pale, live in their parents house until they are 30 or older, and generally be annoyances for the rest of their lives or until they snap out of it, which usually happens around 9th or 10th grade.
wapanese is the term used to describe a person of non-j-panese descent (usually white, however some others are lumped in there as well) who is incredibly obsessed with j-panese things.

a person who watches anime or majors in j-panese language at university is not counted as wapanese.

these are common behaviours displayed by wapanese:

1. being obsessed with anime. the typical anime watcher enjoys the shows because they are fun to watch and interesting (not all are for children, that is a myth). however, wapanese will take it to an unhealthy level.

2. their rooms will be filled with j-panese things. anything from anime stuff to j-panese things such as tatami. a true wapanese will have next to nothing non-j-panese in their room.

3. many wapanese will believe that j-pan is the best country ever and that if they go there they will be adored. however, most wapanese don’t understand that j-pan is a very racist society and they don’t like white people very much.

4. they will constantly post things on the internet containing a few of the j-panese words they know. these words are usually: kawaii and baka. these words will be used in an english sentence such as: “you are so baka”

5. many wapanese will develope an unhealthy obsession with asian girls/guys. many of them will refuse to be with someone who isn’t j-panese.

6. wapanese tend to spend all of their time watching anime, reading manga and listening to j-panese music. a lot of them are unemployed and live at home with their parents (some are students, some are over 30). the ones who do have jobs, have very poor jobs, such as working at a supermarket.

7. wapanese listen to tons of j-panese music but will refuse to listen to anything non-j-panese. they also tend to say that non-j-panese music is cr-p while the j-panese music is godly. however, most wapanese tend to listen to j-panese pop which can be very, very similar to non-j-panese pop.

8. many wapanese do cosplay. however, many normal anime watchers cosplay as well. however, wapanese tend to overdo it and act very elitist at conventions.

9. most wapanese know very little about j-pan. they don’t look past the anime and whatnot. most wapanese don’t know anything about j-pan’s history. however many wapanese will pretend to know what they are talking about, however they tend to be incorrect.

10. wapanese also tend to butcher the language (besides using them in english sentences). a good example is the meaning of otaku. the wapanese will use it to describe themselves, however most don’t realize that otaku in j-pan means you are very mentally unstable. otaku in j-pan are looked down upon and ridiculed.
they believe that everything in j-pan is good and everything anywhere else is bad. they don’t see the truths before their eyes and refuse to see them.
those who cosplay, dress in j-panese fashion, watch anime, etc. aren’t considered wapanese until the unhealthy obsession is present.
wannabe j-panese. not “white j-panese” or anything like that, wannabe j-panese.
this definition doesn’t only pertain to white people, idiots. stop being racist.
those outside of j-panese culture, who, through fandom and such, have somehow gotten the idea that j-pan is better than wherever they are living, and try their hardest to be j-panese. this behavior, however, may show in people who aren’t j-panese, and simply enjoy the j-panese culture they know, having no desire to be j-panese or idea that j-pan is better than where they live. wapanese are the extreme stereotype of obsession with j-panese culture.
if it’s j-panese, i like it. (shallow minded?)
see “the last samurai”
no, seriously, go see that movie if you want a very good definition. tom cruise’s character is totally wapanese.
a derogatory term used to describe any person fanatical about the j-panese culture and tries to become j-panese at any expense(and usually failing.)

a wapanese person is more acurately described as a social misfit that tries to find belonging by means of the j-panese culture by entering a group or other groups of people with similar background and common interest(that being the j-panese culture.)

this person often finds the j-panese culture to be superior to any other culture(usually in defense of their newly found place of being), and finds great pride in showing off a new word or new words he/she has learned from an anime or a word from a manga he/she translated, and often insults those that do know j-panese because the speaker doesn’t truly know what he/she said.(there are no true curse words in j-panese, btw, just different terms which can be insulting in a situation).

this term (wapanese) is often indiscriminately applied to any person whom watch anime in general (a generally mild misnomer as anime is simply a cartoon and should be treated as such. even though the drawing style and types of activity are mildly different(note that dragon ball z is only loosely an anime as it more poorly animated gibberish that hyperactive 14 year-olds lose pent up energy on.))
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