War of Spanish Succession
a war that was fought between all major european powers from 1701–1714. at the time, the hapsburg dynasty. because the hapsburgs wanted to keep power, the frequently in-bred with each other in addition to marrying members of other monarchies, such as france. well, all this in-breeding resulted in charles ii, a king who was mentally r-t-rded and couldn’t have children. since he didn’t have a kid and the families had all inter-married, a bunch of people from other kingdoms started claiming the throne. a war broke with france and spain fighting the holy roman empire, britain, prussia, and a bunch of other countries. in the end, louis xiv’s grandson became king of spain under the condition that he no longer had a claim to the french throne.
“what do you get when you mix a spanish r-t-rd with a bunch of whiny french people?”
the war of spanish succession
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