Wardrobing


buying an item of clothing, wearing it for a while, and returning it in a such a state that the store has to accept it but can no longer resell it. used in the “predictably irrational” book by dan ariely.
– do you spend a lot of money on buying clothes?
– not really. me and girlfriend, we used to actually save a lot of money since we do wardrobing.
the act of keeping a girl restrained in one’s wardobe or similarly out of sight area to friends for use as a s-xual plaything against said girl’s will.
“what happened to sophie?”
“last time i saw her, she was making out with martyn”
“maybe he wardobed her her!”
“that would explain why he wouldn’t let me see into his closet…”
“haha he’s wardrobing her… sick b-st-rd”

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