warheads
super sour candy that come in -ssorted flavors
:black cherry
:lemon
:apple
:watermelon
:and blue raspberry
a candy that kills the teeth/cheeks due to the sourness… even before eating them…
i think the lemon warheads are most sour! just thinking of eating one makes my teeth hurt!!!
butch: my cheeks hurt!!
c-ssidy: your cheeks hurt? i’m the one eating the warheads!!!
butch: i can taste them now.
c-ssidy: do you want one?
butch: no!!! my cheeks hurt already!!!
a vary aggressive bl-wj-b.
dude she gave me a warhead.
she said warhead i said when?
that was the worst warhead ever.
a person who’s obsessed with war. warheads are often video game nerds or teenagers.
usually own a collection of all kinds of army surplus/weapons and such.
however, the term can also be used to describe a soldier who’s eager to fight.
“go f-ck yourself, warhead”
“dude, that guy’s a total warhead!”
really f-cking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many
3: teeth start to hurt
5: tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: tounge is cut and possibly bleeding
25: breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: only way to eat more warheads is with a f-ckton of painkillers
50: abandon hope all ye who enter
100+: …
oh god i just ate a bunch of warheads
every time i breathe it hurts
a spliff with a m-ssive head.
oi fam draw dis warhead quick time.
a v-g-n-, that upon tasting, is very acidic, sour, and/or smelly, and not to be enjoyed by anyone. it will almost make you want to give up v-g-n-‘s for good.
a: dude i finally hooked up with that linda chick
b: holy sh-t dude how was it?
a: i dunno man, i went down on her and her warhead almost rotted my f-cking teeth.
b: d-mn
a psychedelic mushroom that hasen’t popped open and released it’s spores yet.
hey, i just got this warhead out of the cow field, see how the stem ring is still attached to the mushroom cap?
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