warm buddy
a warm buddy is someone who can make you feel warm and wanted when the world feels cold and cruel. a warm buddy is not a fwb or a f-ck buddy, his or her purpose is to give you a much needed distraction when the whole world looks like sh-t
“is she your girlfriend?”
“who? marlene? no, she’s my warm buddy.”
“so you f-ck?”
“no, we keep each other warm. just shut up and keep driving”
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