Warm Mayonnaise
when you pull a guy’s unwashed c-ck out and it smells like a jar of expired warm mayonnaise.
sl-t: i tried sucking this guy’s c-ck last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and i blew chunks all over his d-ck, he grabbed my face and skull f-cked me anyway.
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