Warm Pudding Fist
a s-xual act performed between two h-m-s-xual males. the male performing the warm pudding fist will m-st-rb-t- until he -j-c-l-t-s into the palm of his hand. while the -j-c-l-t- is still warm, the performing male uses this hand to stimulate the receiving males p-n-s until -j-c-l-t–n occurs.
abe- i had my first warm pudding fist last night.
jared- dude!! i didn’t know that you are gay!!
abe- it was warm and better than lotion. kinda felt like being jacked off with a hand full of warm raw egg.
jared- that’s why you are always trying to touch my d-ck. f-g!!
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