when you sh-t in a tube sock and then hit somebody with it.
last night when joe fell asleep i gave him a warm steve.
one who eats other people’s warts, sometimes out of the trash that guy ate a wart off someone’s foot, he has a wartbelly.
- Wasabi Shits
the rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating sushi. effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating. “bob just had a rainbow roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the wasabi sh-ts.”
- Watching Netflix
a metaphor for having s-x with your girlfriend. dave: “are you and sarah watching netflix tonight?” joe: “oh yeah, we will be watching netflix all night.”
- Water Hobo
a hobo who lives in a tent on the beach, and is dragged away into the ocean and stranded with nothing but seaweed and salt to eat. “what do you want to be when you grow up?” “i’m gonna camp on the beach and become a water hobo!”
‘watchtowering’ or ‘to watchtower’. verb. to have a habit of sitting in deep thought, or perhaps in between conversation topics, and starting to hum and/or tap the very memorable and recognisable introduction to jimi hendrix’s version of all along the watchtower (originally written and performed by bob dylan) example: steve is sat at the bar […]