warm towel


similar to a “red herring” a “warm towel” is a ruse to distract someones attention.

etymology: from an environmental movement called tidowave’s events. it is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought – this implies, without stating, that direct action will be in effect at the event.
margaret: “did you find randy or find out what happened to teddy?”

jamie: “nah, it was a warm towel.”

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