Warm Wanter


1. someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for global warming to accelerate.
2. the anti-scientific feeling you get in michigan when it snows — again — in late april or early october.
3. a surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.
john became a warm wanter after it snowed on earth day — april 22 — for the fourth year in a row!

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