warm watermelon


when a man with a gelatinous stomach folds the bottom of his gut over his erect p-n-s and has intercourse with himself by holding the sides of his gut and rocks back and forth to climax…
i gave myself a warm watermelon yesterday, but i couldn’t get it all cleaned up.

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