warning fart
a modest toot of -ss gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.
i just let loose a warning fart,
to warn you of my morning fart,
it will not be a boring fart,
for all night i’ve been storing fart.
a fart that precedes a bowel movement. it smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky t-rd is soon to follow.
one guy: “aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!”.
the other guy: “uh oh, i think that was a warning fart”, with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a m-ssive dump.
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