warning label
the existence of warning labels is proof that darwin was right, this sticky piece of paper keeps americans from going extinct.
(since most acme props lack warning labels, the coyote has a pretty rough time.)
warning label found on rat poison:
“has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.”
and another warning label on the rear-view mirror of a car:
“carefull – remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.”
warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent r-t-rds from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.
12 year old billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. his parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious “do not swallow” warning label.
warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent r-t-rds from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.
12 year old billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. his parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious “do not swallow” warning label.
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